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Perks of being 50 Birthday Card
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Perks Of Being Over 50 Birthday Card

Are there perks to being over 50? We think so.

Inside reads:

  • People call me at 9 pm and ask, “Did I wake you????”

  • People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

  • There is nothing left t learn the hard way.

  • Things you buy now won’t wear out.

  • You can live without sex, but not your glasses.

  • You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

  • You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

  • You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

  • You sing along with elevator music.

  • Your eyes won’t get much worse.

  • Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

  • Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

  • Your secrets are safe with your friends because then can’t remember then either.

  • Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

  • And you notice these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience.

Happy Birthday!