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Valentine's Day

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 Grumpy Cat Valentine's Day

Every Valentine’s Day people generally fall into two camps: those who love it and those who don’t. If you’re in a relationship you’re likely to celebrate your special love with the requisite flowers, candy, romantic dinner etc. However, if you’re unattached, dealing with a breakup or just plain cynical, the plethora of Valentine’s Day propaganda is enough to make you want to break Cupid’s bow and arrow over his head.

Well, whether you’re coupled or unattached we have options for both.

Remember how much fun it used to be to exchange Valentines in grade school? Make someone else's Valentine’s Day with our Love Note Postcards. These cute little cards have silly puns that will make anyone’s Valentine’s Day. If relating to the opposite sex seems daunting, get How To Get Along With Boys or How To Get Along With Girls. Inside you’ll find quirky, politically incorrect advice on how to up your game.

For those who are single and like it that way, the Instant Love Inflatable Heart is perfect for you. Because you can’t love someone else until you love yourself first, let this little heart be a reminder that loves starts with you.

If you just want to commiserate with others who think Valentine’s Day is a crock, check out Eddie Campbell’s book 44 Horrible Dates. In it he demonstrates with side-splitting detail that love truly is a battlefield. Last but not least, get “closure” on all the relationships that didn’t quite work out with our Voodoo Doll. No matter the issue, working it out on this doll will save your heart if not his (or her) car.

Whether or not you’re a fan of Valentine’s Day we can all celebrate love, because like the old song says, “If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.” If you happen to be the one you’re with, who better to love than you?


Toni O.

Valentine's Day

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